Stuff White People Like

I found this hilarious website some time ago, that is ridiculing American Whitey. Suburban, ‘liberal’ American Whitey, and the entire culture associated with them, to be more precise. While it is obviously written with the intent to humour rather than offer any deep insights into the subject, I think it touches upon a lot of issues that we nationalists and traditionalists have long criticized.

Even though the blog is quite American-centred in its discussion of Whitey, a lot of the things described can even, to our horror, be found among European Whitey. Perhaps the common factor is due to the liberal universalist mind-set, that in effect sees humanity as one indivisible whole (which makes the insistance on ethnic diversity strange), that deep down thinks that all people are like them, and that they should simply be enlightened and emancipated. These Whites have feelings of superiority towards the 3rd World and its inhabitants, which they don’t admit to themselves. They pretend they know what is right for them and what they want (democracy, equal rights for women, a secular over-sexualized consumer society - just like we have it). Because of this reason, the blog gives extra-kicks to us who can see the truth and the sad backgrounds of these funny, yet thought-provoking blog entries.

Some excerpts and examples:

On recycling:

Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.

Recycling is fantastic! You can still buy all the stuff you like (bottled water, beer, wine, organic iced tea, and cans of all varieties) and then when you’re done you just put it in a DIFFERENT bin than where you would throw your other garbage. And boom! Environment saved! Everyone feels great, it’s so easy!

On Knowing What’s best for poor people:

White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day.

They feel guilty and sad that poor people shop at Wal*Mart instead of Whole Foods, that they vote Republican instead of Democratic, that they go to Community College/get a job instead of studying art at a University.

It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them. In fact, the only reason that poor people make the choices they do is because they have not been given the means to make the right choices and care about the right things.

On apologizing:

White people know that their ancestors did some messed up things. As a result, it has become hard wired for them to apologize for almost anything.

In fact, white people are so used to apologizing that they start all sentences that might cause disagreement with “I’m sorry.” For example “I’m sorry, but Garden State was a better film than Hard Eight.”

In other cases, white people will apologize without being asked.

“Excuse me Dylan, you dropped a piece of paper in front of my desk.”

“Oh, sorry about that!”

It’s just that easy! Just point it out and they’ll apologize.

Sometimes if you are out late at night and a white person irritates someone at a night club or a bar, the first thing they will do is apologize in rapid fire mode in hopes it will stop them from getting their ass kicked. This technique has a surprisingly high success rate, as the aggressor immediately knows that fighting this person will be very easy, with little satisfaction.

More of the hilarity at Stuff White People Like.